Will Rogers, fully William Penn Adair “Will” Rogers

Rogers, fully William Penn Adair “Will” Rogers

American Cherokee Cowboy, Comedian, Social Commentator, Vaudeville Actor, Motion Picture Actor

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We do more talking progress than we do progressing

What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- well, that's Memoirs.

You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.

Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.

Most men are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

No, Im not a part of any organized political party, I?m a democrat.

One revolution is just like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next

People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold.

Spinnin' a rope is fun, if your neck ain't in it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.

There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office.

This would be a great world to dance in if we didn?t have to pay the fiddler.

We don?t know what we want, but we?re ready to bite somebody to get it.

When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states.

When you're through learning, you're through.

You must judge a man's greatness by how much he will be missed.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.

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American Cherokee Cowboy, Comedian, Social Commentator, Vaudeville Actor, Motion Picture Actor