Bill Cosby, fully William Henry "Bill" Cosby Jr.

Cosby, fully William Henry "Bill" Cosby Jr.

American Contemporary Comedian, Author, Television/Movie Producer, Actor

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There is no job a man can do that is undignified - if he does it well.

Tons of comedians have said, 'I grew up learning from Bill Cosby. He's great.' But that respect doesn't mean much to the young people. They like their ginger ale with hot sauce.

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

I know I didn't say anything, but I'm asking your integrity that since I didn't wanna say anything, but I did answer you, in terms of I don't wanna say anything of what value will it have? ... And I would appreciate it if it was scuttled.

I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word.

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

I've always heard about people having a conniption, but I've never seen one.

My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, "You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you."

Now all you parents who are saying, 'Come on.' I'm now going to throw it back at you. Where are the marches? Where is the hell raising. Where are you going? I know you are here , but it's not enough of you here today, and you know the people who are missing. You know the people who you are afraid of, and you never would knock on their door. This is what I'm talking about, the revolution being in the neighborhood,

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're so honest. There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent's signature like a child.

The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, and all we ever have is now.

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

Too many people are waiting for Jesus to come along and cut your grass. And Jesus isn't going to come along and cut your grass.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked

And I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.

Comedy Central is what these young people are viewing. The network speaks to their audience, which is saying, 'Give me fast jokes. Give me party stories and party language.'

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.

I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy. 'Why don't you like it?' Because it tastes like bad breath.

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American Contemporary Comedian, Author, Television/Movie Producer, Actor