Bill Cosby, fully William Henry "Bill" Cosby Jr.

Cosby, fully William Henry "Bill" Cosby Jr.

American Contemporary Comedian, Author, Television/Movie Producer, Actor

Author Quotes

That's not my daughter.

The more you invest in that child, the more you're not going to let some CD tell your child how to curse and how to say the word n----- is an accepted word -- so hip to use n----- but you can't even spell it.

There are times my stories become - what I feel - not only accessible to hearing me on television, but they make wonderful reading.

This is one of those stories that came out of the devastation of New Orleans that has not been widely told by the media.

All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.

But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be -- as long as you study.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't know where I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job... and I don't want it.

I have always been proud of my association with Temple University. I have always wanted to do what would be in the best interests of the university and its students. As a result, I have tendered my resignation from the Temple University Board of Trustees.

I think 'I Spy,' still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It's just magnificent.

If I read the small print, and I see that what I love to taste has pantonaponamene or fake smeinlioaimine, then I have to hide in my room when I eat it. I'm still gonna eat it, it's just gonna be 'Don't come in here!'

I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.

It was the arts, those noble expressions of the human spirit that are communicated through literature, dance, song, film, drama, painting and sculpture, among the many other such creative means, that helped articulate the sufferings of [these] people that were heard around the globe.

Most of us learn to read by looking at each word in a sentence - one at a time.

Not many jobs are available for single women who just want to have babies.

People will frighten you about a graduation...They use words you don't hear often... And we wish you Godspeed. It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.

There are two sides to every story, and sometimes three, four, and five.

This was a threat being carried out -- $40 million for 22 years, ... I've watched these people, paying them, answering their wants and needs. This was a real threat, and I wanted her mother to know what she was doing.

All Children Have Brain Damage!

By the 1960s, many of us believed that the Civil Rights Movement could eliminate racism in America during our lifetime. But despite significant progress, racism remains.

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.

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American Contemporary Comedian, Author, Television/Movie Producer, Actor