James Patterson, fully James Brendan Patterson

Patterson, fully James Brendan Patterson

American Author known for his novels about fictional psychologist Alex Cross

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We is always so much better than I.

What are you guys doing? If you wanted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do

When my son, Jack, was four, I had to make a trip to Los Angeles. I asked him if he was going to miss me. 'Not so much,' Jack told me. 'You're not going to miss me?' I said. Jack shook his head, and he said, 'Love means you can never be apart.

Yeah,? said Iggy. ?But what now? Let?s do something fun.? I guess being on the run from bloodthirsty Erasers and insane scientists wasn?t enough fun for him. Kids today are so spoiled.

You love me this much!

Reading is not work, not a chore, not a drudgery; reading is the most joyful thing, yet, in the world.

Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.

The writing in Mission to Paris, sentence after sentence, page after page, is dazzling. If you are a John le Carr fan, this is definitely a novel for you.

This is not a democracy," I said, understanding he fear but unable to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.

We probably looked like starving orphan children. Hey! We were starving orphan children.

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max

When you go out to Hollywood, it's like, "Here's the book. It is what it is. It'll always stay the same."

Yes!? said Fang, punching the air. ?Freaks rule.

You plan to fail if you fail to plan.

Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world.

Sometimes a happy delusion is better than grim reality.

The hamster called. He wants his home back.

Then I found it: the source of the blood, the place where he'd been shot. 'Total?' I said, and I got a slight whimper. 'You have a boo-boo on your tail.

This summer, I'll be bringing out a mystery that involves a young lawyer and a court scene the likes of which I don't think you've ever seen. Hollywood said this is meets John Grisham.

We try not to encourage demonstrations of his mastery of the gaseous arts.

What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me." Max: (tries to punch him) "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." Max: (screams and runs into bathroom)

Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming.

Yes, I sounded like a pathetic weenie. I prefer to think of it as showing my softer side.

You really are a scary man, no really! If I had boots I would be quaking in them.

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American Author known for his novels about fictional psychologist Alex Cross