Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
I never saw anything funny that wasn’t terrible. If it causes pain, it’s funny; if it doesn’t, it isn’t. I try to hide the pain with embarrassment, and the more I do that, the better they like it. But that does not mean they are unsympathetic. Oh no, they laugh often with tears in their eyes.