Will Rogers, fully William Penn Adair "Will" Rogers

Will
Rogers, fully William Penn Adair "Will" Rogers
1879
1935

American Cowboy, Actor, Humorist, Social Commentator and Vaudeville Performer

Author Quotes

Why even the poor farmer took a raise of another ten percent just to get a loan from the bank, and nobody from the government paid any attention. But you let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help to get them back into bed again.

You can’t say that civilization don’t advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.

Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is.

You can't break a man that don't borrow; he may not have anything, but Boy! he can look the World in the face and say, I don't owe you Birds a nickel. You will say, (if everyone stops borrowing) what will all the Bankers do? I don't care what they do. Let 'em go to work, if there is any job any of them could earn a living at. Banking and After-Dinner Speaking are two of the most Non-essential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform if they are.

You know, we're always talking about pioneers and what great folks the old pioneers were. Well, I think if we just stopped and looked at history in the face, the pioneer wasn't a thing in the world but a guy that wanted something for nothing. He was a guy that wanted to live off of everything that nature had done. He wanted to cut a tree down that didn't cost him anything, but he never did plant one. He wanted to plow up the land that should have been left to grass. We're just now learning that we can rob from nature the same way as we can rob from an individual. All he had was an ax, and a plow, and a gun, and he just went out and lived off nature. But really, he thought it was nature he was living off of, but it was really future generations that he was living off of.

Why sleep at home when you can sleep in Congress?

You can't legitimately kick on income tax, for it's on what you have made. You have already made it. But, look at land, farms, homes, stores, vacant lots. You pay year after year on them whether you make it or not.

You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.

Why, every lot out here has its own agent. Agents get rich out here just off the various commissions on one lot. If an agent handles two lots he opens up a branch office and has an assistant.

You can't say civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.

When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential.

Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up.

You could be the World's greatest orator and if you don't say anything while orating, they are going to walk out on you after a while.

You see in the old days there was mighty few things bought on credit. Your taste had to be in harmony with your income, for it had never been any other way. I think buying autos on credit has driven more folks to (rob banks) as a regular means of livelihood than any other contributing cause... I don't reckon there has ever been a time in American homes when there was as much junk in 'em as there is today. Even our own old shack has got more junk in it that has never been used, or looked at than a storage place. Most everybody has got more than they used to have, but they haven’t got as much as they thought they ought to have. So it's all a disappointment more than a catastrophe. If we could just call back the last two or three years and do our buying a little more carefully why we would be O.K.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

You could keep politics clean if you could figure out some way so your government never hired anyone.

You see, all these laws that they are having so much trouble wondering if they are constitutional, they were all drawn up by lawyers. For almost two-thirds of the membership of the House and Senate are lawyers.

When you get into trouble 5,000 miles from home, you’ve got to have been looking for it.

Woe be to a weak nation if they live by a strong one.

You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years.

You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

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First Name
Will
Last Name
Rogers, fully William Penn Adair "Will" Rogers
Birth Date
1879
Death Date
1935
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American Cowboy, Actor, Humorist, Social Commentator and Vaudeville Performer