Brendan Francis Behan

Brendan Francis

Irish Poet, Short Story Writer, Novelist, and Playwright who wrote in both Irish and English

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All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

?It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

The English and Americans dislike only some Irish--the same Irish that the Irish themselves detest, Irish writers--the ones that think.

An author's first duty is to let down his country.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

It's pretty damn hard to bring your uniqueness into actual being if you're always doing the same things as a lot of other people.

The Irish are a very popular race? with themselves.

As regards drink, I can only say that in Dublin during the Depression when I was growing up, drunkenness was not regarded as a social disgrace. To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

I only drink on two occasions ? When I am thirsty and when I'm not.

Lying in bed, I could hear the trams far away in the distance. Turning the corners heavily, and gathering speed for the hills. I used to hear them back in Dublin on the Northside when I was small, lying in bed, avoiding the eye of the Sacred Heart in the picture on the far wall.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink, and somebody to love you.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They've seen it done every day of the week, but they can't do it themselves.

I respect kindness in human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

Mother, they would praise my balls if I hung them high enough.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

My sins had fallen from me, because I had almost forgotten that there were such things and, when I got over it, my expulsion from religion, it was like being pushed outside a prison and told not to come back.

The sun was in mind to come out but having a look at the weather it was in lost heart and went back again.

Every cripple has his own way of walking.

I saw a sign which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

Never throw stones at your mother, you'll be sorry for it when she's dead, never throw stones at your mother, throw bricks at your father instead.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.

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Irish Poet, Short Story Writer, Novelist, and Playwright who wrote in both Irish and English