People who say ? they're perfectly fine [are] more insane than the rest of us.
Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't.
You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.
I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realized how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show.
I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.
I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.
I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.
Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.
Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me.
My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.
Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.
1 in 5 people have dandruff. 1 in 4 people have mental health problems. I?ve had both
Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.
College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?
I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.
I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.
I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.
I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home.