Ah yes, she's a fine figure of a woman, isn't she? A handsome lass if there ever was one--and exceptionally well-preserved too.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
Girl: The only game I ever played was beanbag. WC: Beanbag? Ah, very good; it becomes very exciting at times. I saw the championship played in Paris. Many people were killed.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I feel like a midget with muddy feet has been walking over my tongue all night.