Reporter, Public Relations Executive and Humorist
"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger."
"All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband someday."
"Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next."
"I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way."
"It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to."
"Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
"Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence."
"Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values and witnesses."
"Nothing's so apt to undermine your confidence in a product as knowing that the commercial selling it has been approved by the company that make it."
"One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it."
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back."
"What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don’t want to discourage it completely."
"The quickest and shortest way to crush whatever laurels you have won is for you to rest on them."
"While enormous strides have been made in recent years, there's still a lot to be said for a smile."