Charles Barkley, fully Charles Wade Barkley

Charles
Barkley, fully Charles Wade Barkley
1963

American Professional Basketball Player and Television Analyst

Author Quotes

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

We're not all supposed to think alike.

You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.[ On supersized Oliver Miller:]

Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10! [On one of Nate Robinson's dunks during All Star weekend]

Did you graduate from Auburn? Charles: No, but I have a couple people working for me who did.

How long do you think Steve Nash spent on his hair? 5 seconds? 10 seconds?

Any time something bad happens to a black person because of racism, I feel it in my soul. I really do. You take the Abner Louima case. That let me know one thing: If some white guys wanted to stick a plunger up a black guy's butt, and I'm the black guy who happened to be around, I'd have a plunger up my butt.

Ernie Johnson, on Reggie Evans being caught grabbing the rocks of Chris Kaman: (Reggie Evans) got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Charles Barkley: Ernie, I don't know where you get your cookies at but the rest of us don't get ours there.

I always hang out with people with money and make them pay for everything.

Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him.

Ernie: Do the Knicks have any chance of turning things around?Charles: Heeellll No! Ernie: What's the Knick's problem right now? Charles: They no good. To Kenny: That's what I just said! I hate when you repeat after me and try to sound intelligent.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

As long as you got Dwight Howard, you can get guys off the street and (your team) will still be impressive.

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.

Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort.

Everybody should have the right to be honest. Only in sports and celebrity can you not be honest. -- Barkley quoted in a profile on HBO's Real Sports.

Bad team, man. Bad fucking team.

First of all, you don't want the Chinese mad at you: They can fight!

Birdman?s hair looks like Tweety Bird.

From now on, if Michael or Shaq aren't playing, I ain?t showing up. [to the studio]

Both of y?all are2 going to hell for that. Y?all are going to hell with a first-class ticket. Is that how you treat your partner? Krispy Kreme might be the greatest invention in the history of civilization when they?re hot. Y?all are cruel man. [Barkley on Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith eating a box of hot Krispy Kreme donuts in front of him]

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too close, kissin his!

20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!

'Broadcasting for dummies'? This is for you, Ernie.

He [Kenny] knows basketball and I know a little bit, but I'm just here for good looks.

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First Name
Charles
Last Name
Barkley, fully Charles Wade Barkley
Birth Date
1963
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American Professional Basketball Player and Television Analyst