Great Throughts Treasury

"You can't sit on two horses with one behind."

"You don't need intelligence to have luck, but you do need luck to have intelligence."

"Youth is a crown of roses. Old-age is a crown of reeds."

"You don't show a fool a job half done."

"Your friend has a friend don't tell him."

"Youth is a light burden, old age a heavy one."

"Zealots come and avenge themselves of that man who lives promiscuously with a gentile lassie!"

"You've got to practice what you preach."